KFC Radio Returns - Would You Rather Be The MILF Hunter Or Mark Sanchez?

 

The return of Stoolie Voicemails on KFC Radio last night and you guys did not disappoint. Probably our best batch of voicemails in a long while. Its pretty funny actually – people hated on KFC Radio for about 40 weeks straight and all it took was one episode of the Bro Show for people to say they like it. Surprise, surprise, Stoolies have come around on another one of our ideas like they always do, every single time. Like I said, The Bro Show is hopefully gonna be our professional production to appeal to a mainstream audience. KFC Radio is like when your fun Uncle babysits you and anything goes.

Tremendous question to lead off this episode and that was the MILF Hunter vs. Mark Sanchez dilemma. Would you rather be a scrutinized, failing NFL quarterback – OR – an internet porn star who fucks overaged cougars and undoubtedly spends the rest of his days drinking his life away? I’ll leave the details and the rationale to the episode, but I’ll tell you that everyone’s choice on the show was unanimous.

Also had some great tweets this week which we read out loud in the Twitter portion of the show. Follow me @KFCBarstool and tweet at @KFCradio with your questions and comments to get on next week’s episode. Here were our contributors this week:

@kfcbarstool @kfcradio would you rather give up porn for the rest of your life, or be able to only watch porn that has Pres fucking in it?

— Gene Mazzoni (@GeneMazzoni) May 22, 2013

 

@kfcbarstool @kfcradio would u rather be a black guy w TONS of game & a small dick, or an Asian guy w no game but a HUGE dick??

— SinkRotta (@SinkRotta) May 22, 2013

 

@kfcbarstool @kfcradio would you rather have your girlfriends hair or she have yours? Can’t break up. Must keep the style.

— Ivan D (@DisDirkx) May 22, 2013